Terms

Last updated 14 September 2026

The short version: it's a free game, play nice, don't cheat, pick a name that isn't vile, and understand that a small game run by one person comes with no guarantees. By playing you're agreeing to what's below.

What this is

SLAPPERS is a free browser game at slappers.io, run by an individual. These terms are between you and that individual. You can reach them at jordonomarchesano@gmail.com.

Playing

• You need to be at least 13 to play. If you're under 18, make sure whoever is responsible for you is fine with it.
• You get a guest account automatically. You can attach an email to it to keep your record across devices. One person, one account — don't make extras to pad the leaderboard.
• Keep your password to yourself. What happens on your account is on you.

Your handle

You can name yourself. Names are checked automatically for slurs and obscenity and have to be unique, but no filter catches everything, so: no names that are hateful, sexual, threatening, or impersonate someone else. We can rename or remove any handle we think crosses that line, without warning. That's a judgement call and we'll make it.

Fair play

Matches run on one player's computer and stats are reported to us afterwards. We check what's reported for plausibility, but the honest answer is that a determined cheat can still game a system like this. Doing so — tampering with the game, faking results, exploiting bugs to affect other players — will get your record wiped and your account removed. Report bugs to us instead; we'd rather fix them.

Behaviour

There's no chat, which removes most of the ways to be awful. What's left: don't harass people through your name, and don't do anything to the game or its servers that you wouldn't want done to yours — no attacks, scraping, or attempts to reach data that isn't yours.

Availability

The game is free and provided as-is. It may go down, change, lose your record in a bug, or shut down altogether — we'll try to warn you about the last one, but can't promise. Player counts are capped so the free services it runs on aren't overrun; when it's full you'll wait in a queue. None of this comes with a warranty, and to the fullest extent the law allows, we're not liable for anything that happens as a result of playing or not being able to play.

Your data

What we collect and why is in the privacy policy. It's short and it's honest.

Ending things

You can stop playing any time, and ask us to delete your account. We can suspend or remove an account that breaks these terms. If we do, we'll tell you why if you ask.

Changes

If these terms change in a way that matters, the date at the top changes and we'll say so on the site. Playing after that means you're fine with the new version.